…apparently…
A while ago I did a post on my Vaginismus, explaining it and how it has affected my life in general. The support I received from everyone in the comments really helped me so much and just made me feel so loved.
Until today. Today I get this:
May Paki writes:
Primary Vaginismus.
If you have it, then your body is NOT designed for sex.It is God’s way of telling a woman that she is DESTINED to become a nun or celibate.
So if you have it, go on and BECOME A NUN.
Or be CELIBATE.
That’s because it is God’s way of controlling the global population. God created women with such sexual dysfunction to keep them away from sex and thus preventing conception. Unfortunately, most women don’t realize it and would still go through days and weeks of therapy which is just time consuming.Trying to remedy your condition is against God’s will.
God does NOT want you to have sex.
If your a woman, don’t get married & don’t have sex if your VAGINA wont let you.
God had CLOSED the gates of your virginity.
FACE IT! You have a NUN’S VAGINA.
It is time to give up on men and become a NUN.VAGINISMUS may be the answer to overpopulation.
God truly works in strange ways.
Truly! That is what the person said. I have left it unedited in any way or form.
I just laughed. Out loudly! Because it’s so very laughable. I’m not going approve the comment on the previous post. It is not necessary, because it’s right here.
Much love x 4
ROFLMAO!!!!
That is hysterical!
um. WOW.
WAHAHAHAHA! what a freaking psycho. So glad you posted it for us to read, you’ve cheered my day up!
again. wow.
who let her crawl out of the shallow end of the gene pool??
um. wow. there are really people out there like that? makes me want to hide in a hole in case i meet them
Lol, funny psycho chick
Well I’m very thankful that you gave me TWO gorgeous grandsons before you become a nun. Oh and please still come and visit quick so that we can get plastered every day, gossip about all, lie on the beach half naked and get a tan. You can become a nun after that, okay?
Oh and before I forget, WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ….
gasp snort hik
What a shame natural selection skipped her. We are sure it’s a girl that wrote this comment??
wow.
lets approach this hypothesis of hers from a scientific perspective, shall we?
According to that sage portal of wisdom, Wikipedia, the prevalence of vaginasmus may be as low as 5% of women reporting to sex clinics. lets say that about 35% of women report to sex clinic (or gynaes) that’s already GENEROUS – SA is weird in our gynae loving culture – the rest of the world aint doing it!
Ok so 5% of 35% = 0.0175% of women. It’s a guess, but a generous one.
Moving on. If 0.0175% of women have this and “most women don’t realize it” is a cure to overpopulation then at least in 51% (the least amount that could be considered “most”) still go on to try to have kids.
So let’s say that it works to encourage celibacy in 49% of women with vaginasmus. 49% of these women (at most) realise it is God’s way of preventing overpopulation). So now we have 49% x 0.0175% = 0.008575% of all women recognising God’s alleged plan to combat overpopulation and responding appropriately by having no kids.
Not a very effective method of avoiding overpopulation if you ask me.
Secondly, let’s approach this hypothesis in terms of a theological argument.
1. “It is God’s way of telling a woman that she is DESTINED to become a nun or celibate.”
Strangely I’ve not found specific references to nuns in the bible. I have found an entire book dedicated to the beauty of sex. I’ve also not found references to destiny. I’ve found references to God’s plans – that they are “to prosper you and not to harm you, to give you hope and a future”. Doesn’t sound like that is what she’s referring to though!
2. “That’s because it is God’s way of controlling the global population.”
See my scientific argument above, surely the Creator of the universe can see through the sums that that’s a rather silly idea. But also, the bible says that God wants us to be fruitful and multiply (back to some science: over population is FAR less of a problem than over consumption. the average american “costs” the earth 20 x that of the average african – verskriklik, ne?)
3. “Trying to remedy your condition is against God’s will.”
Funny, coz in the new testament it says “by his stripes we are healed”. There are numerous accounts of Jesus healing people from all manner of maladies. Why shouldn’t God want you to be healed from this?
Perhaps a better hypothesis, May Paki, is this:
we live in a fallen world. We have imperfect bodies. God wants the best for us, and when bad things happen He is still there.
Brilliant!
Wow. Go Caz
What a superb answer.
my input [not half as brilliant]: ROFLMAO
Wow.
1. Caz, you rock!
2. Tamiya, I have no words for how utterly ignorant some people can be. Seriously. Wow.
3. Thank you for sharing this fabulous comment with us
ps I googled May Paki and the only person I could find with that name lives in New Zealand. Need a I say more?
pps Caz, you rock!
Wahahahaha, I hadn’t even thought of that!
I was in two minds about whether to post the mail address or not, buty the decided I’m not of the malicious kind… Not publicly, anyway
I sincerely hope you pointed while you laughed.
Weird though that God also gave you a brain to research the condition and furthermore made other even more clever people who can fix your koekie for you… Lolololololol!
Oh boy – I thought this was a joke! Serious, I thought it was you taking the piss till I read Caz’s reply. Ok so
1. Caz you rock chick
2. WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
3. Can I also get drunk with you on the beach before you become a nun?
Maypaki left the EXACT same comment on my blog – and since then I googled his phrasing and have found that he (it’s a man, by the way) left the same comment on at least 20 other blogs/sites! I don’t know what his deal is, but he needs to find some better use of his time!
pity there is no cure for stupid insensitive people.
what an idiot!
You are beautiful and loved and have many friends who love and support you.